February 2012
playmatesb asked: COOL!!!
danicalicious asked: DEM COLLARBONES. DAYUM ;D
Anonymous asked: you looked better in it freshman year.
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
so I wonder what it's like for their kids
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Daughter: But Mom I’m too lazy to clean my r- Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on- Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM Peeta: ALSO Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE Daughter: Dad why are you even- Peeta: MY LEG...
I miss how you were when I first met you.
I'm a shy person.
sammiegenaille:
When you first meet me, our conversation is going to be awkward as fuck, because I would have absolutely no idea what to talk about. It’s also worse when you’re cute. But if you wait a little or over time, I’ll eventually get comfortable around you. Then I’ll start talking so much that it’ll probably annoy you. So don’t judge me and say I’m a snob cause really I’m just shy.
...
Hilary Duff is going to be a new mom any minute!
The 24-year-old singer, who is expecting her first child with hubby Mike Comrie, arrived at a Los Angeles medical building looking like she’s ready to pop.
Ms. Duff has religiously maintained her yoga workouts throughout her pregnancy, so we have a feeling she’ll bounce back to her pre-baby shape in no time.
Can’t wait to see what their little bundle looks like!
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anthonyyism asked: DESIREE IS VISITING TOMORROW -Fan girl scream-
Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
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A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
